E Plurubus Unum, Rex Montis

Wednesday, April 27, 2005

an ode to "not job"

Reading over at Greys site reminded me. After all the stress lately, things are finally winding down. Tomorrow is my last day at the GODAWEFULL grocery store (where hicks thrive and live their dream of becoming manager 10 years down the road............)
Two weeks and the semester is over.
That will leave me with two non-jobs. One full time job at the mental apartments. Doing nothing as I found out on my first shift today. Then my part time job at the Juvenile Center, again doing nothing besides keeping myself entertained and some kids in line. Ta da no more back breaking labor for now. Well, time to go to bed.

Saturday, April 23, 2005

Whats wrong with me?

Besides the fact that at this point in time I am working 3 jobs, going to school full time, and doing the guard thing one weekend a month.

What is wrong with me?

Lately I have been mister negative about people. People in generall, and people in specific. Very un-zeke-like. In general I have been looking at the negative in everyone, celebs, leadership, even friends and super heros!!! Specifically, people that rub me wrong or I just plain don't like, have been receiving the wrath of zeke. Usually I just blow those kind of people off, but lately I have been taking stuff personal. I'm being rude, negative, and sometimes downright insulting. While this may seem like normal for some, I concider it conduct unbecoming thezeke.

I am dropping one job, and school is over pretty quick.

I hope I snap out of it soon.

Thursday, April 21, 2005

Does it make noise?

I haven't posted in a while, not much to say. There still isn't. However I'm feeling like typing.

The question is this; "If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, does it make noise?"

First of all, what kind of question is that? Of course it makes noise. Now, its not so much the whole thinking game that is scary. What is scary is that "intelligent" minds actually took time to study this question. For all I know money went into it.

I suppose many of the things I talk about here are pointless, but at least I don't claim any higher intelligence. (notice spelling for instance)

If I put a phone book to someones head and punch it, does it leave a bruise? Not only is this an interesting question, its a must for all you people who want to inflict some pain without leaving evidence. I also recommend soap in a sock to the sturnum. Or a bag of oranges. Moreover, joints are quite vulnerable to pain without visible damage. Have fun all. Feel free to add and comment.

Friday, April 08, 2005

Battered womens shelter???

OUCH!!! I feel like I just got put into a battered womens shelter after being severely beaten. But no, I'm not a women, I'm not in a shelter, and I haven't been beaten.
I went to one of my jobs thursday morning at 5am and worked until 1pm then at 4pm the same day I started a shift at my second job and worked until midnight. I came home, crashed for about 3 hours, then got up to go to my first job again at 5am. I got off at 12 today.....had to run and sign some tax papers. I got home and for the first time in what seems like forever I got some rest. I meant to take a little nap, but ended up sleeping from 1pm -9:30 pm. Now somewhat awake I feel like someone ran me over with a truck............a bunch of times.
Speaking of truck. The other day I read a question somewhere that asked if I would rather gain 300lbs or be run over by a truck. I picked the truck. Could you imagine gaining 300lbs? I'd rather shoot myself.
Bu bye.

Wednesday, April 06, 2005

Society problems rant

So the media that I love SO much is asking "Why?" The question being violence in our schools/youth.
After talking this issue over several times with various friends, here's my take on this.
Womens rights movement. Bear with me. The womens rights movement was a "wake up call" to women. Women started moving out of the "traditional" role of housewife, and into education and workplace. We are seeing less and less women dedicated to staying at home.
Those women that choose to have a family and "raise" kids, still tend to have a job. This means one or both parents out of the house. Children are left to be raised by the system/government (scary) and the Television.
Kids of today have a lack of guidence. Not only that, they have no mentors. Their friends are their mentors. Oh what great solutions they come up with.
So, instead of having parents to cry to (literally), or learning how to deal with harrassment from peers or other variouse problems, we have an outbreak...........this could be many things, but what I am looking at is school shootings. These all started in America in the 90's. I pose the theory that, lack of parenting in the home, and school shootings are linked. Any takers? Gripes, complaints, ideas, suggestions? Lets hear it.

Monday, April 04, 2005

........"You'll rue the day you met me TRABECK!!"

Yet another guard weekend under the belt. Not enough sleep and feeling dumber-er after some of the lanes.

A highlight of the weekend was watching Clancy's video clips of Comedy centeral double jeapordy, with Sean Connary (imitation guy of course) Sean "I'll take the rapist for $200" Trabeck-"thats Therapist!".

Sean- "I'll take anal bum covers for $400" Trabeck "thats An Album Cover!!!"

Trabeck to Sean "you guessed 'Below' and wagered....'me' below me.....I don't get it" Sean I'll bet you do Trabeck you ninny.

I'll just stop now, because unless you see it it's not all that funny. More for my personal refference.